Friday Farm Functionals: The amazing things you can receive in the mail

Well, no voting on the type of chicken, because Tender Lovin' Banjo Player and I completely agree on which type we like, The Brahma Chicken:

They lay good eggs, they taste good, and they have super cute feathers on their feet! What more could you want in a chicken?

The question is really about the means of obtaining them.

Did you know that you can order chickens and ducks through the mail? This just blows my mind. I feel like maybe I want to try it, just because I find it so unimaginable. A live animal in the mail? They send a whole bunch together, actually. Minimum order: ten.

Holy cow.

Should we do it?

Friday functionals: Sheep!

Yes, it does seem like sheep are truly a necessity for a sheep farm. However, there are those who just hire out their services as sheep barbers, sheep butchers, sheep hair washers, yarn processors, wool processors, or even those who just rent out their land for grazing. Of all of the above, I'd be most interested in the yarn processing. Overall, though, I think it would be good to start with sheep of our own. Don't you?

But what kind? They're all so cute. (I know this is a silly reason for wanting a certain type of animal, but I'm a silly person.)

Here is a sampling of a few of the many breeds of sheep which give good wool (according to "Storey's Guide to Raising Sheep"):

The Barbados Blackbelly

In addition to being a very sophisticated looking sheep, and having a name with great alliteration (which is very important to me), they breed twice a year and are very tolerant of heat. Hm... heat tolerance isn't very important around here.

Bluefaced Leicester

These babies have some of the "finest longwool fleeces (56s-60s count), which is semi lustrous, with a silky handle and pencil locks." (p. 34 of Storey's Guide) Very sexy, no?

Cormo

Cormos are from Tasmania. That's cool. I wonder if they have them in the U.S.? According to the guide, they have "fine, well-crimped wool, excellent conformation, fast growth, high fertility, and the ability to thrive in areas of heavy snowfall [that's us!], severe climatic conditions [us again!], and rough terrain." (42)

Dorset

Dorsets have good wool for hand-spinning, but I think I mostly just like them for their curly horns.

Icelandic

Icelandic Sheep do well on small farms, have good meat as well as good wool for hand-spinning, but most of all, they are clearly adorable. I hear they have been imported to Canada, too, so they are on our continent. Yay!

Licoln Longwool

Called so because Abe Lincoln raised them, of course. Duh. Oh, wait. It says here... whoops. They are from Lincolnshire, England. Right. I knew that.

These ones are funny because, even though they have all that fur, they get cold easily, because their fur parts in the middle down their backs. When it rains on them, they get wet and catch a chill. Poor babies. (Those two gentleman in the picture look very impressed, don't they?)


So, minions, cast your vote! Do we need sheep? What kind of sheep do we need? Obviously, there are many more than what I just listed. I just thought I'd give a taste.

Friday functionals: a new series for the mindless minion

Our new rural lifestyle will require some new purchases. What do we need? Well, since we're Americans, we'll need two of everything. But money doesn't grow on trees, so we'll have to do with the bare necessities. It will fall on you, dear fellow minions, to let us know what we need, and what we just want. Every Friday I will feature a new item that we may or may not need for the farm, and it will be your job to tell me if it is truly necessary. Are you ready? I'm posting this on a Thursday in a lame attempt to build suspense.

I can't wait until tomorrow, when I can beseech your wise counsel with alliteration.