Apparently, you have to swear in the title to get your coloring book in the top one hundred- or, at least, it's a good move.
Number One Amazon Bestseller in Coloring Books for Grown-Ups:
Calm the Fuck Down.
Number 3: Have a Nice Life Asshole
Number 8: I Am Sick of This Shit
*My next one can be a tribute to Professor Batty. It will be lots of super detailed drawings of Iceland. I'll call it, "I'm Not Sorry My Website Doesn't Work on Your Fucking Phone."
*Today is April Fool's Day.
Number One Amazon Bestseller in Coloring Books for Grown-Ups:
Calm the Fuck Down.
Number 3: Have a Nice Life Asshole
Number 8: I Am Sick of This Shit
*My next one can be a tribute to Professor Batty. It will be lots of super detailed drawings of Iceland. I'll call it, "I'm Not Sorry My Website Doesn't Work on Your Fucking Phone."
*Today is April Fool's Day.
Followed by "I'm Sorry That My Website Doesn't Work on Your F-N Watch."
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry my website doesn't fit on your fingernail.
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