Um pequeno vacação


I'm not entirely sure what that title means. I've been learning Portuguese on the phone app Duolingo. I think I'm learning Portuguese, but without testing it in Portugal, it's hard to say. I could be learning a rhinoceros dialect of Swahili. Or just a made up language, like someone just made up a language and gave away a free app that teaches it to you- who knows? I'm trying to say I need a little break.

I have friends visiting this is extended weekend, and I feel I need to take a break from the drawings. The stitches in my hand come out Monday morning. The friends leave town Monday morning. I think Monday afternoon is a fortuitous time to resume a drawing every day. (I drew some horses yesterday, but they are awful.)

In the mean time, I've delved a bit into getting annoyed by stupid crap on the Internet. Some idiot wrote that women over thirty can't wear *these twenty-four things (an article which I won't link to, because then you would visit it) and I created a totally reactionary Facebook grouphttps://www.facebook.com/groups/521002931425795/, which you are welcome to join! (Even if you are an eighteen year old man, it's okay! Join up!)

Related: here I am wearing blue eyeshadow:



* Things women over thirty supposedly can't wear: Scrunchies, Abercrombie and Fitch, Platform Flip-Flops, Glitter Eyeshadow, Cheap Bras, Old Sneakers, Booty Shorts, American Eagle, Crop Tops, Overalls, Mini-Skirts, Short Dresses, Tube Tops, Furry Anything, Furry Boots, Hoop Earrings, Non-Matching Socks, Oversized Sunglasses, Sparkly Pants, Leopard Print, Victoria's Secret PINK, Blue Eyeshadow, Bedazzled Anything, and Graphic Tees. I know I don't post a lot of selfies, but you know this is pretty much all I wear, ever.  I also have one black teeshirt. And a pair of leather sandals.




6 comments:

  1. As for my own appearance, I'm OK with all of those things, although I draw the line at Fuzzy Tube Tops.

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    1. I think you would look good in a fuzzy tank top, as long as you paired it with a cheap bra.

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  2. Can I join? Most of the women I know are over 30 and wear those things. Except the fuzzy tube tops.

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  3. Well, first I'd suggest the Bing Translator, or the Google translator. That article shouldn't really get on your nerves. Whoever wrote it was either expressing opinion or looking for traffic...

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    1. I'm sure you're right about the article! It's fun to wear all of that stuff, though. I'm enjoying the blue eyeshadow.

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