Showing posts with label wine making. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wine making. Show all posts

Awesome Godless Whores Swamp Wine

Zgjenyue and I are starting the Awesome Godless Whores Brewery. I mean not really, or possibly really, I don't know I just go with the flow... So I've been experimenting...

I made my own wine, out of the grapes growing off Melodi's porch. It tastes... Awful. Like grapefruit, which I don't like. But it's so highly alcoholic that after about three sips, you really don't care what it tastes like. I have no idea what I did here. It's sooooo murky. Swamp wine, I'll call it. Hard wine. This will put hair on your chest, this wine. If I die tonight, at least I've been to Pittsburgh.

Homebrews


A few years ago, we made a lot of wine. I stomped on the grapes and everything- much to BAH's disgust. (My feet were clean!) We made grape wine from the grape vine in our back yard, and mead from a huge thing of honey we got at a farmer's market. I think we were riding our bikes by this guy selling honey, if I remember right. Then BAH picked all the flowers from our weeds and made dandelion wine.

A few more years back, we brewed our own beer. This was in Pueblo, Colorado. We had a little two story house there, and brewed it on the stairs, because it was easy to get it to go down from one bottle to the next. We spilled a lot of beer on those steps, and I remember our house smelling pleasantly like a pub for months to come. We grew our own hops, too. Hops are very pretty plants. The beer was very heavy and almost non-alcoholic. It was like eating a meal, drinking a pint. You couldn't get drunk off of it because you could never drink enough before being terribly full. It was also very bitter. But I liked it, just because we made it.

The wine is better, but varies greatly in quality. The grape wine is okay. Some of the Dandelion wine went bad. The mead, though! Fantastic! And so alcoholic, too!

Mead takes five years to get good, though, so if we make some more now... we'll have more in five years!

All of this self-reliance stuff takes some patience.

I think we were gearing up for this move to the country for a long time, without realizing it. We made mead five years ago.