And Another Thing...

Jesus: Loves you unconditionally.

Santa: Not so much.

The true reason for the season: the solstice! People forever have had a festival of lights, feasting, joyous celebrations on the darkest day of the year!

Now you are all completely confused about my religious beliefs. I'm just sayin'.


  1. Confused? Not at all. I'm never confused by the religious beliefs of others, only my own. I probably think I've said something profound here, but I really just added to the confusion. Rediscovering Oscar Wilde hasn't helped either.