The Legend of the Giant Chicken

When my daughter was little, she used to watch "Dora the Explorer," and in Dora, there's this big red chicken that's Dora's friend, but Big Red Chicken is actually as big as a house.

 Knowing chickens as I do, I always thought that, in reality, if a chicken were as big as a house, that would be just about the most terrifying thing that I could imagine. So when I bought a landscape painting at a thrift store a few weeks ago, I knew exactly what I wanted to paint into it. I now share with you my greatest nightmare:


  1. We're all just little grubs to the GIANT CHICKEN!

  2. Giant chicken's = nightmare...but just think of the poop!! Nightmare-squared!