Sock Monkey Fail

Uncle Buck Dollars gave my daughter this lovely... elephant (?) which is now her favorite toy. Thanks, Mr. Dollars! You have horrifically wonderful taste. We are clearly related (by marriage).

Big Z (age 7) believes it not to be an elephant, but a pooping Bonobo with a bone growth on its skull. 

She sites the red anus and short length of tail as evidence that it isn't really a tail; it is poop. It's difficult to disagree with such cold hard facts. 

This monkey is a freak of nature, and we love him so. 

A wonderful addition to the Big Z's toy family. 

(Buck Dollars, age unknown, loved this toy like it was his own sweet babe, and we are grateful for his sacrifice.)

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