Intermission

Flat tire ! Stop. Tire getting fixed! Stop. No computer here ! Stop. Paris adventure is... Delayed ! Stop. 

Stop stop stop stop.

As it says in the Tao Te Ching, 

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a flat tire."

Wait, this is actually working, isn't it? 

Hm... And there is an unlimited supply of coffee. This could work.