So, today I thought I'd be a good mommy and take Little Z to play with other babies at this mommy's club that I saw advertised on the internet, and it was supposed to meet at noon at Whole Foods, and it's like 12 degrees out, so I bundle us all up and get going finally and drive on down there, and there are no babies nor mommies anywhere to be seen, so I ask at the front desk and the nice Whole Foods workers say, "Oh, they haven't met here since, like, October," so I feel like a real idiot, but just then my old friend Sean walks in, and it turns out he works there now, but he'd rather do anything but work, and it occurs to me just then that Sean has almost the exact same personality as my old roommate, Alice, only he's a gay man, and I wonder briefly if Alice could, in fact, be a gay man trapped in a woman's body?
I think Alice was a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Don't you remember her torrid affair with that "gay" guy (what was his name? Chris?), and he would get all offended if you suggested that he was bisexual because he was sleeping with Alice?
ReplyDeleteAnything's possible. I've often suspected that I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Alice very well, but I'll never forget the spring break Gina, you, and I spent at your apartment. Alice was leaving for the whole break, and you asked if one of us could use her bed, and she said no. So, we spent the spring break with one of us on the couch and one of us on the floor. Good times. That was actually a really fun spring break. Remember our dollar per food item budget, and the first thing we bought was beer because it worked out to less than a dollar per 32 oz. bottle when we bought it buy the case. Good times.
ReplyDeleteNothing but beer and burritoes! GOOD TIMES. Also, the new Albertson';s opened that week so we ate their free samples once a day, too! One of each of ten samples makes a good lunch!
ReplyDeleteP.S. Yes, Gina his name was Christian Yon Star.
ReplyDeleteP.P.S. Did my dad really just say he's a lesbian?
Well, I am attracted to women.
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