I'm just a _(noun)__. I might as well not even __(verb)_.
I guess I'll give up __(verb)_. I was never very good at it, anyway.
Don't __(verb)__ the ___(noun)__! You'll _(verb)_ it!
I wish I were a __(noun)__. Then I could ___(verb)__. But that will never __(verb)__.
Since you apparently aren't going to post again until someone comments, I will take up the mantle of MadLib.
ReplyDeleteI'm just a banana. I might as well not even sleep.
I guess I'll give up shouting. I was never very good at it, anyway.
Don't press the hairbrush! You'll knit it!
I wish I were a duck. Then I could walk. But that will never dance.
Oh, so that's how it work. Okay, I'll try it:
ReplyDeleteI'm just a territory. I might as well not even reform.
I guess I'll give up punishing. I was never very good at it, anyway.
Don't avoid the butterfly! You'll write it!
I wish I were a book. Then I could fly. But that will never reform.
(Okay, I'll admit that I never played MadLibs before.)
No, no. NEGATIVE THINKING!
ReplyDeleteI'm just a schmuck. I might as well not even breathe.
I guess I'll give up trying. I was never very good at it anyway.
Don't love the lizard. You crush it.
I wish I were a bird. Then I could fly away. But that will never happen.