The Power of Negative Thinking Mad Lib

I'm just a _(noun)__. I might as well not even __(verb)_.

I guess I'll give up __(verb)_. I was never very good at it, anyway.

Don't __(verb)__ the ___(noun)__! You'll _(verb)_ it!

I wish I were a __(noun)__. Then I could ___(verb)__. But that will never __(verb)__.

3 comments:

  1. Since you apparently aren't going to post again until someone comments, I will take up the mantle of MadLib.

    I'm just a banana. I might as well not even sleep.

    I guess I'll give up shouting. I was never very good at it, anyway.

    Don't press the hairbrush! You'll knit it!

    I wish I were a duck. Then I could walk. But that will never dance.

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  2. Oh, so that's how it work. Okay, I'll try it:

    I'm just a territory. I might as well not even reform.

    I guess I'll give up punishing. I was never very good at it, anyway.

    Don't avoid the butterfly! You'll write it!

    I wish I were a book. Then I could fly. But that will never reform.

    (Okay, I'll admit that I never played MadLibs before.)

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  3. No, no. NEGATIVE THINKING!

    I'm just a schmuck. I might as well not even breathe.

    I guess I'll give up trying. I was never very good at it anyway.

    Don't love the lizard. You crush it.

    I wish I were a bird. Then I could fly away. But that will never happen.

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