And the Blog of the Year Award Goes to...

The best blog award** goes to Otto's Son.

A. Somehow, he makes the mundane interesting, which is a most difficult task, which brings me to B:
B. It's well written.
C. Jono writes about his father, who led a fascinating life. (Not that Jono's life isn't fascinating, but the past is fascinating, and um... yeah.)
D. It's funny.
E. The posts are varied.
F. It's everything I think a personal blog should be.
G. All of the above. 


You may write your correct answer in the comments. If you are wrong, you will feel really bad, and I won't respect you anymore. But by all means write your answer in the comments! I'll only judge you harshly. What do you have to lose?



I probably like it because I like Norway, I live not too far from Jono, we both have farms and have to shovel poop and stuff, I like corny humor... Anyway,




I love your blog, man! Thanks for writing it, Jono. Tusen Takk. I hope you keep it going for a long, long time! 


* Yes, that picture is totally over the top! Had to include it. I just like the blog, though- I don't even know Jono! 

** I'm sorry I totally dropped the ball on "Blog of the Month." I'm going to try my hand at "Blog of the Year" now. Maybe I can keep up with that!

Happy New Year, everyone! 


Vacationing to Other Dimensions

We're staying home this holiday season. In spite if the freezing rain last night, I insisted we go to the Frugal Muse Bookstore in Madison. Z got this Reader's Digest book about birds. I learned so much from Reader's Digest books, when I was a kid.


BAH satisfied his passion for astronomy with this book of Messier objects:


He clarified for me: these objects are not messy nor untidy in any way, but rather, they were found by a man named "Messier."

I got some books, too, but I continue to be most fascinated by this book I got BAH for Christmas:


I thought it was a book about Tai Chi, but it's actually about Chi Kung, which is very different. In Chi Kung, you release your internal chi superpowers by standing very, very still, like a tree, for long periods of time. Just to give you a taste:

Page 20. Other dimensions?! Telepathic powers?! These are mere side effects. The main goal is to be strong. It's just like a gym membership. 




Christmas Miracles

I'm doing the annual tradition of watching Christmas on Mars.
Made in Oklahoma. It's the only space movie where astronauts have teeth missing, and half the crew have a tell tale Oklahoma Southern accent. (And then Fred Amistad is in it, because he's a drummer?) It could be a bad movie, but it is saved by a near perfect soundtrack- and so it becomes our Christmas tradition. 

Three small miracles have occured today. They are all but small miracles, but so is Hanukkah. 

Miracle #1. For two months, I have been attempting to catch a clever rat. This rat has, on at least four occasions, eaten food in the traps and set them off without getting caught! Meanwhile, he has eaten lots of chicken and bunny feed--- until today. Today, I found that rat dead in a trap-- a Christmas miracle!

2. BAH started beer yeast going yesterday, but it was seven months old and completely dead. No bubbles. Then, at 8 PM tonight- a Christmas miracle! The beer yeast bubbleth over! It lives! There shall be beer! 


3. After a week of rain, it's snowing! 
Well, it's dandruffing at least. 


So, Santa's milk and cookies are waiting...


Wait.., did someone eat one?

 Oh, wait. I did.

Merry Christmas!







Christmas, 1979

Christmas 1979


Aunt Lou and me, somewhere in San Francisco.


Fa la la la la

Big Z, age 8, was making up a Christmas song in the car today. I didn't record it or anything, so I'll have to paraphrase, but it went something like,

"And the goblins attack, and we fight them off with our Christmas Joy! And with the matches that we light with one finger!"

La la la...

"Did you like my song?" She asked.

"Oh, yeah! It made Christmas way more action packed than I thought it was!"

"What do you mean?" She asked.

"Well, I never knew that goblins attacked on  Christmas! And we had to fight them off with our Christmas joy!"

"Oh, I was just combining the Christmas story and the Hanukkah story."



Winter!

Happy solstice! It's winter! Time for me to be like Rocky in Rocky 4, working on the ice fields. I'm not sure why I have to keep moving these boulders, but I do it anyway. I don't know why that guy is following me. Is that Professor Batty taking pictures again? Sheesh. Paparazzi these days!

Free Book Blast

Happy Holidays! This is the season when the good people at Support Indie Authors are hosting a free book event. (For the first time ever, I will be participating in this awesomeness!) On Saturday, the 19th of December, forty authors will be offering more than fifty books in a wide variety of genres, absolutely free! What better way to de-stress, decompress, and take a well-deserved break from the hustle and bustle of the holidays than to curl up with a good book? All of the free books will be listed on the official Book Blast website


Each of the authors participating in the book blast has told us a little about themselves. Each name links to the author's goodreads profile, so feel free to give them a follow if you like what you see. Below are interviews for ten of the forty participating authors (including me). At the end of this post are links to three other blogs with the additional thirty authors. Please be sure to visit each and thank you for continuing to support indie authors. 

Emma Woods

What is your name? Emma Woods

What genre or genres do you write in? Science Fiction, Fantasy, Dystopian/Apocalyptic, Teen & Young Adult
 Have you been naughty or nice this year? Nice 

 Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering. Lea is a reluctant huntress. Tanner is her prey. When both get caught up in a war of the sexes, can they help each other survive? 

  What is your favorite underrated holiday treat? Homemade hot cocoa, as in made from scratch.

  In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization. The Red Cross. They were wonderful when I was the victim of a natural disaster. http://www.redcross.org 

Where can readers find out more and connect with you? 
Website: https://theemmawoods.wordpress.com/ 
 Twitter: https://twitter.com/theemmawoods 
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/theemmawoods 
 Other: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/emmawoods 


What is your name? M.S. L.R./Stefany Rattles 

What genre or genres do you write in? Fantasy, Romance, Erotica, Teen & Young Adult 

  Have you been naughty or nice this year? Naughty 

  Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering. I am offering my erotic romance books Bad Romance Part 1 & 2 free. I'm also offering the first book in my Darkest Nights series - Dark Night: Episode 1 free. So if you're into both genre's or one or the other, you can have these books free for your starter library! 

  What is your favorite underrated holiday treat? York Dark Chocolate Covered Peppermint Patties 

  In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization. Salvation Army http://www.salvationarmyusa.org 

Where can readers find out more and connect with you? 
Website: http://www.stefanyrattles.com 
 Twitter: https://twitter.com/StrlngGry 
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Stefany-Rattles-628466587263459 
 Other: http://www.amazon.com/M.S.-L.R./e/B015TL1NBO 


  What is your name? GG Acheson 

What genre or genres do you write in? Urban Fantasy 

Have you been naughty or nice this year? Only a Sith thinks in absolutes. 

Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering. The Legacy: Fate: An alien named LX crashes on Earth and discovers a new breed of humans who calls themselves vampires. When fate brings a group of renegades casted out of his own planet thousands of years ago, he enlists the help of the vampires to save Earth from total annihilation. The Legacy: Destiny: Something ancient and evil lurks under the beautiful city of Los Angeles, and it's waiting for the right opportunity to take over the world. 

What is your favorite underrated holiday treat? Fruit jellies. 

 In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization. When I was younger, the firefighters in my city would gather old toys, fix them, repaint them, and make them like new again. They put their heart in it. They thought no child should be without a present under the tree. So, in the spirit of the Holidays, any charity that has children in mind is my favorite. 

Where can readers find out more and connect with you? 
Twitter: https://twitter.com/GGAtcheson 
 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GGAtcheson/ 


  What is your name? Ellison Blackburn 

What genre or genres do you write in? Science Fiction, Visionary/Metaphysical Fiction 

  Have you been naughty or nice this year? Nice. 

Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering. Regeneration X is a story about having choices and dealing with the consequences; creating new memories and letting others fade; and making sacrifices in pursuit of happiness. 

  What is your favorite underrated holiday treat? Terry's Chocolate Orange

  In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization. The Non-GMO Project - an organization committed to preserving and building non-GMO food sources, educating consumers. www.nongmoproject.org 

Where can readers find out more and connect with you? Website: http://ellisonblackburn.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ellis_blackburn Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ellisonblackburn/ Other: http://amazon.com/author/ellisonblackburn/ 


  What is your name? Shoshanah Lee Marohn 

What genre or genres do you write in? Humor & Satire, Poetry & Verse, Art 

  Have you been naughty or nice this year? That's a personal question.

  Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering. I wrote and illustrated two books. One is a comic travel memoir called, "Avoiding Sex with Frenchmen." The other is a sinister and lovely book of haiku poems and pen and ink drawings called, "Coloring Inside the Dreams." 

  What is your favorite underrated holiday treat? Glög- sweet Scandinavian mulled wine with nuts and raisins. 

  In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization. It's hard to choose, but Heifer International really helps people become independent and grow their own food. www.heifer.org 

Where can readers find out more and connect with you? Website: Dommn2703.blogspot.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/maddogmarohn Facebook: Facebook.com/shoshanahart Other: Shoshanah.space 


What is your name? Dwayne Fry 

What genre or genres do you write in? Humor & Satire 

 Have you been naughty or nice this year? Naughty 

 Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering. I am offering two satirical novellas about intense and angry individuals. 

What is your favorite underrated holiday treat? Mistletoe. So what if it's poisonous? 

 In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization. Discovery Living, Inc. - A non-profit organization in Linn County Iowa, providing housing for adults with intellectual disabilities. http://www.discoveryliving.org 


What is your name? Charles Hash 

What genre or genres do you write in? Science Fiction, Fantasy, Dystopian/Apocalyptic, Horror, LGBTQ 

Have you been naughty or nice this year? Naughty 

Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering. Flawed characters. Tragedy. Blood, lots of blood. 

What is your favorite underrated holiday treat? Those tiny little oranges that are easy to peel. 

In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization. Locks of Love, I've donated three times. www.locksoflove.org/ 

Where can readers find out more and connect with you?
Twitter: https://twitter.com/DecayingGoddess
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/The.Goddess.of.Decay

[Note from Shoshanah: I follow Charles on Twitter as The Goddess of Decay, and very much enjoy that twitter feed.]


What is your name? BR Kingsolver 

What genre or genres do you write in? Science Fiction, Fantasy 

 Have you been naughty or nice this year? Naughty 

 Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering. The first two books in The Telepathic Clans Saga. The Goddess blesses Her people with 25 Telepathic Gifts. In addition to Telepathy, the Gifts include command over Air and Fire, Telekinesis and Teleportation. 

What is your favorite underrated holiday treat? Banana pudding. It's underrated for all occasions and should be part of the mandatory food pyramid. 

In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization. The Polaris Project, https://polarisproject.org/ This is an organization that works to disrupt human trafficking networks, helping survivors restore their freedom, preventing more victims, and leveraging data and technology to pursue traffickers wherever they operate. 

Where can readers find out more and connect with you?
Website: http://brkingsolver.com
 Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/BRKINGSOLVER 
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/BR-Kingsolver/329557003754305
 Other: http://www.amazon.com/BR-Kingsolver/e/B007XDV5OW/


What is your name? Rhonda Parrish 

What genre or genres do you write in? Dystopian/Apocalyptic, Horror, Poetry & Verse 

 Have you been naughty or nice this year? Nice 

 Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering. White Noise is a collection of poems from the zombie apocalypse. Tim Deal, from Shroud Magazine described it as, “A collection of vivid scenes laid out in sharp and articulate verse, that when assembled, construct a grim narrative filled with tension, stark imagery, and unusual beauty. WHITE NOISE reaches in and evokes a visceral response— not always the one you’d expect.” 

 What is your favorite underrated holiday treat? Are any holiday treats really underrated? I dunno... Some of my favourites include my husband's Bûche de Noël, the vegetarian tourtiere we enjoy on the 24th but my absolute tippy-top favourite are butter tarts. Om nom nom! 

  In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization. I adore Fauna Foundation -- http://www.faunafoundation.org/ They are Canada's only chimpanzee sanctuary and do amazing work caring for our little cousins (and another animals as well). http://www.faunafoundation.org/ 

Where can readers find out more and connect with you?
Website: http://www.rhondaparrish.com
 Twitter: https://twitter.com/rhondaparrish
 Other: http://www.rhondaparrish.com/about/newsletter/


  What is your name? Frances Smith 

What genre or genres do you write in? Fantasy

  Have you been naughty or nice this year? Nice 

  Tell us a little about the book(or books) you are offering. A brother and sister, who are estranged from each other, come to believe their sibling is in grave danger. Each works to try and save the other, one through battle, the other through politics, each believing the other in need of rescue. They are both right. 

  What is your favorite underrated holiday treat? Stuffing. I can't get enough of it. 

  In the spirit of giving, tell us about your favorite charitable organization. The Fire Fighters Charity, helping injured fire fighters in the UK. 

  Where can readers find out more and connect with you?
Website: http://francessmithauthor.wix.com/frances-smith



More interviews at:

Alp's blog

Ann's Blog


Amanda's Blog

Spruce up your whole home for the holidays!

fire breathing chicken 2015 shoshanah marohn bedroom
Add romance to your bedroom with this fire-breathing chicken painting.

fire breathing chicken 2015 shoshanah marohn dining room
Add a touch of class to your dining room soiree with this fire-breathing chicken painting. 

fire breathing chicken 2015 shoshanah marohn living room
Come home to relax in the living room with this fire-breathing chicken painting. 

fire breathing chicken 2015 shoshanah marohn hallway
Add splendor and intrigue to your breezeway with this fire-breathing chicken painting.




A New Sheep In Town

Today, we borrowed this large, mellow Corredale to cross breed with our little, fiesty Jacobs. I'm hoping we'll get some nice big meat lambs, and perhaps a few female lambs with dark grey wool, so we can make felted top hats!


Z took this picture of him while we were driving and singing (to the tune of Winnie the Pooh):

 "Driving *Mo's sheep
Driving Mo's sheep,
Going around the round-a-bout 
And down the Main Street!"

This ram got right to business, the second we let him loose. 



The lady sheep are still in shock.




* Mo is my friend who lent us this sheep. Thank you, Mo.

"September Morn" Reboot

One last painting! "September Morn" Reboot (You might recognize the creature from the "Dinosaur on the Moon" painting and the "Dinosaur In San Francisco" painting. He took his hat off to go swimming. My theory is that he is also Nessie of Loch Ness, but of course I can't prove anything.)




I'm in a little art and soap show in Mount Horeb, Wisconsin tonight (Friday Dec. 4), 4-8 PM at the Old #1 School House. You're all invited! 

Thrift Store Reboots


rat in teacup
I added a rat to this teacup. 
Rat In Teacup
And I added a rat to this teacup.



tentacle rowboat sea monster
I added the little girl to this one. 


fire breathing giant chicken shoshanah marohn
I added the house.