"And the goblins attack, and we fight them off with our Christmas Joy! And with the matches that we light with one finger!"
La la la...
"Did you like my song?" She asked.
"Oh, yeah! It made Christmas way more action packed than I thought it was!"
"What do you mean?" She asked.
"Well, I never knew that goblins attacked on Christmas! And we had to fight them off with our Christmas joy!"
"Oh, I was just combining the Christmas story and the Hanukkah story."