New Today: Birds in Beards Coloring Book: A love story.

I really thought it would be an April Fool's Joke- Amazon said 3-5 days- and then I woke up this morning, and it was there! So! Time to celebrate!

This is Birds in Beards Coloring Book: A love story. 

The "love story" is the epic poem that I wrote to go with the pictures. It's the same old tale: Girl meets boy, boy has birds in his beard, you know the one. You've heard it all before.

You may think it's nice, and you may think it's weird,
but beware of the man with a bird in his beard.


  1. I'll be ordering mine when I get back from Seattle!

    1. Thank you!

      I'm amazed at how many I've sold-- and you haven't even bought any! Holy cow I'm lucky!