We were eating dinner the other night and had this conversation:
BAH: "These are real farm stew vegetables, aren't they? They're good."
Me: "Yeah, they're not potatoes, they're Kohlrabi. I really like them. They took longer than it said on the package, though."
BAH: "On the package? You bought vegetables???!!!" [He could not hide his disgust.]
Me: "The seed package! The seed packet! They took longer to grow that it said they would on the seed packet!"
BAH: "Oh, I thought you bought vegetables. I was gonna say..."