Data Cooking

My dad sent my husband a new computer. The two of them are in cahoots, somehow. I came home and could not get through the door because the box on the porch was so big.

BAH set it up, and it is impressive. Long and thin, it looks like a metallic table top. Turn it on, and it is loud, like a hair dryer. Turn off the lights in the room, and you see that it has blinking lights of different colours on the back, like the walls on the old USS Enterprise. Leave it on for a few hours, and it heats up the room an extra five degrees. I have no idea what it does, but I'm guessing it computes things. Very important things, I'm sure.

I made some home-made pizza on it today. It was so nice and warm, my dough was rising in no time.

I think I'll make yoghurt on it, next.

P.S. Update: BAH tried making yoghurt on it. It didn't work. :(