Texting While Driving

I really like this whole mania about not texting while driving. Mostly because there is no way on Earth I could do it. I am pure as newly driven snow. For all of the terrible driving I have done, I could not text if I were sitting home alone, much less driving. (This might have something to do with my having no cell phone reception at home.) Still, I don't know how to text and drive. No texting while driving. I can do that! I am a great hero.


  1. I don't know how people do it, but I see them doing it all the time. I find it really annoying. If I am done in by someone who's texting and driving, I'm so coming back to haunt their sorry ass.