Homemade Watermelon

We haven't had much watermelon in the past, in part due to watermelon thieves. Not only have we been robbed of watermelons in the roadside garden, but the people who lived here before us had teenagers steel their watermelons! Not kale or tomatoes or anything. Just watermelons. We considered doing video surveillance, but that seemed to be too much trouble. The same with a super powerful electric fence. So, this year, I decided to be sneaky. The watermelon garden is hiding behind these tall weeds:

What melons? I only see weeds! Bwa ha ha ha ha.

And so we have delicious melon.

It's really really delicious. Almost worth stealing.

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