Badminton: That's with the little birdie, right? In the Olympics?
Beach Volleyball: The only reason they had to add the word "beach" to this was to see some pootay.
Diving: I know, I know. This is supposedly a legitimate sport. But is it? It's one of those things where you're judged by your form, etc, which is worthless. It's subjective. Also, any sport where you have to make the smallest splash possible just sucks. What if I want to make a big splash? Huh? Huh?
Equestrian: Isn't this judging the horses of other countries? Who cares? This is the modern age! If we're going to judge horses, why don't we judge each others' cars and trains?
Gymnastics: I know, I know. It's a legitimate sport, as well. It's also child abuse.
Modern Pent.: Shooting, fencing, swimming, riding, and running, all in one sport? Enough, Mr. Country Club! Get a job already!
Sync. Swimming: Oh. My. God. It's a Mel Brooks movie come to life in the Olympic pool!
Trampoline: Looks like lots of fun! Which means it really ought not be in the Olympics. One should suffer out there in Olympia, don't you think?