Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, and yes,
Little Edie, a monster did wash up not far from your private beach in the East Hamptons, just a few days ago. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and- oh, wait, that's completely inappropriate.
BUT CHECK OUT THIS MONSTER!!!!

Click
here for the full story! (They had it on Fox News! It has to be true!)
I do not believe this.
ReplyDeleteI love him! Where do I get one?
ReplyDeleteMaybe we could make some extra cash, selling these at the mall!
ReplyDeleteI think it's some unholy cross between a gryffon, a plucked chicken, and a lobster...
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