Monsters are real, after all!

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, and yes, Little Edie, a monster did wash up not far from your private beach in the East Hamptons, just a few days ago. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and- oh, wait, that's completely inappropriate.

BUT CHECK OUT THIS MONSTER!!!!




Click here for the full story! (They had it on Fox News! It has to be true!)

4 comments:

  1. I love him! Where do I get one?

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  2. Maybe we could make some extra cash, selling these at the mall!

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  3. I think it's some unholy cross between a gryffon, a plucked chicken, and a lobster...

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