Lame example: Q: Why are the small bugs which live inside of mangoes so ignorant?A: Inside a mango, it's too dark to read.
Obvious example (paraphrasing Groucho):Outside of a mango, a book is a girl's best friend.
Q: Why did James choose a Giant Peach?A: Because, inside a mango, its too dark to read.
Oh, I just suck at this.
I have to say that Robyn wins, with b0b coming in a close second. Congratulations, Robyn! You will never feel the same about mango juice again.