Joseph Conrad's Favorite Juice Blend

I got this juice for Zelma, because she so loves mangos. I didn't really read the label before I got it home and Brian pointed this out. The label says, "Heart of Darkness." (Sorry about the photo quality. It kept squirming. You know how these juice containers can be...)

Juice? Heart of Darkness juice? What the?


  1. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    Seriously, where can I buy this juice?

  2. Inside a mango, it's too dark to read.

    (That's the punch line - you can make up your own joke.)

  3. It's from Trader Joe's!

    This joke punch line sounds like an excellent contest.