I opened up the newspaper today, and on page seven of the Isthmus, found this:

"Tuesday, 3.17

* Michael L. Simmons, 28, of Chicago, a wheelchair-bound paraplegic, is sentenced in federal court to six years and three months in prison for his role in a Dane County bank robbery last year. Simmons was paralyzed in 2003 when he was shot during a carjacking."

I guess it would be more impressive if he didn't get caught, but still...


  1. Seriously, the first thing I thought was, "Good for him!"

  2. And I thought this was gonna be about Obama's bowling score. :O