And now, for my real plan...

I have all of your email addresses. I can now commence with phase 2: email you long jokes and inspirational messages, daily! Hourly! Semi-hourly! This way, you can all know the true me. Nothing will stand between us now.


  1. Don't forget pictures of kittens telling us to pray for the troops! And Maxine cartoons just keep getting funnier. /sarcasm ;)