Spring is cancelled. In this economy, spring has become increasingly difficult to maintain. The Glacial Cliff was initially designed to force congress into a compromise. However, due to the inability of the [insert demonized party]s to come to an agreement with us, the reasonable people, a decision was postponed, and the Glacial Cliff was enacted. Spring is an entitlement that people have taken for granted for too long. People who want spring should get off their butts and make spring happen. Use your gun to fight the cold. Shoot it dead! It's your right!