I heard that they remade the Sound of Music. And I said,
"Why?" and BAH said,
"Because they have no new ideas."
Okay. But no one is going to watch the new Sound of Music and say,
"Oh, that first one sucked! This one is so much better! I'm so very glad they redid this."
No, no no. Nothing is going to make this okay. Nothing. They, those people, whoever they are, are going about it all wrong.
They need to remake bad movies! That way, we'll watch them and say,
"Oh, this one is so much better that the original. I'm so glad they remade this!"
I wish I could give an example, but the problem is, bad movies are forgettable. And they never do it!
Siskel and Ebert used to always have these magnificent suggestions for making films better.