Business cards made of beef jerky. Yuck!
Reasons this idea is bad:
1. If your business card can, conceivably, be on anything- why a dead animal? Really? Dead trees have a better track record.
2. People will eat your business card, and then they will not have your number, will they? Thus defeating the point of a business card.
3. What the #@$%?
How about sending an animal friendly greeting card instead?
Look at the sweet chicken. You know you love her. You don't want to eat her!
Even an omnivore like me thinks this is a bad idea for all the reasons you said. Plus- what are they printing them with?
ReplyDeleteLasers, supposedly. But, as Deadpaninc (where I found this) pointed out, the writing should be black, shouldn't it? How do they make it yellow if it's burned on?
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to be sick.
ReplyDeleteMy customers would like this. I wonder if they do logos.
ReplyDeleteHere's one publicity strategy that PeTA hasn't tried. Yet...
ReplyDeleteMaybe, Dad, they could make some meat Steel Guitar Forum bumper stickers for your customers- slap some honey on the back of them suckers. That way, if the old fuddy duddies got hungry while they were driving around, they could just stop the car and eat 'em up! Or, better yet, they could cast a fishing line out and hook 'em- a sportier option.
ReplyDeleteNot to compete in any way, I also posted a blog about the worst thing I've ever seen. Maybe we should all do it.
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