Lisa had better not be afraid of needles!

I gave blood today, and Dear Reader, you should, too! You should, except if you have Hepatitis, or you've had a tattoo in the past year, or you are on steroids, or you've spent time in Africa, or you've spent more than five years total in Europe, or unless you are a man who has had sex with another man in the past year, or you're an intravenous drug user, or you have prostituted yourself in the past year, or if you were in prison recently, or unless you've taken aspirin over the past few days, or unless you have an iron deficiency or you've had a brain graft or you've ever had Cancer. Then you shouldn't give blood today.

So.

I guess that just leaves Lisa.