I'm making a chicken plucking machine.
I didn't invent it. I'm following the instructions in this book:
Note the title says that ANYONE can build a chicken plucker. To me, this seems a highly optimistic title. My guess would be that about one percent of Americans could build this thing. I'm just praying to the gods of well cleaned chickens that I am one of the one percent.
"Whiz-Bang" is what the author calls this chicken plucking machine. I'm pretty sure "Whiz-Bang" refers to how quickly it plucks a chicken, and "Whiz-Bang" definitely does not refer to how quickly you can build the thing.
Still, it's nice to have something productive to do indoors on these hot summer days.