My daughter, Little Z, has decided to start a pet sitting service. However, she is not willing to sit with all pets, just some pets. She has compiled a list of acceptable and non-acceptable animals for her pet sitting service:
This has brought up some issues with people we know, one of whom (cousin Oliver) asks, "Can you please ask Z where these types of animals would be placed on her list?" And gives us this link.
Little Z has this to say:
Little Z is seven.
This has brought up some issues with people we know, one of whom (cousin Oliver) asks, "Can you please ask Z where these types of animals would be placed on her list?" And gives us this link.
Little Z has this to say:
- those that belong to the Emperor, "Emperor? What's that?"
- embalmed ones, "Why would you want those taken care of?"
- those that are trained, "I would keep those that are trained."
- suckling pigs, "I'd take those. They're cute."
- mermaids, "I hate mermaids."
- fabulous ones, "fabulous what? like fabulous pets? Oh, yeah, I'd do that."
- stray dogs, "They're stray dogs that live on the street? Why would I want to take care of those? I guess I would."
- those included in the present classification, "I don't know what that means."
- those that tremble as if they were mad, "like, I don't get it."
- innumerable ones, "Yeah."
- those drawn with a very fine camelhair brush, "Yes."
- others,
- those that have just broken a flower vase, "Yes. Crazy ones I definitely take. And also neat ones."
- those that from a long way off look like flies. "Okay?"
Little Z is seven.
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