New thing in my closet (The most boring* thing I've ever posted)

I made this new sweater shelf for my closet out of the old refrigerator shelves. They seemed so nice and old school, I couldn't let them go with the fridge.

It's a bit odd, as shelving goes. It's made of plastic tie downs, too, all strung together, and there's no way it's ever leaving this closet. But what am I, featured in Better Homes and Gardens?

Anyhow, I like it. You shouldn't hang sweaters, you know. (Although I guess, technically, I'm hanging them now, aren't I?)

* I guess I should make it more exciting and tell you that my hair caught fire while I was making this, and then on the way to the hospital, Mama called and asked me to pick her because she was getting out of prison, but somehow I got drunk on the way and she got run over by a danged old train...)