Quick Minute


I object to this Quick Minute setting on the microwave. Barring travel beyond the speed of light, how could one minute ever be any quicker than any other minute? Time is more or less a constant- or, at the very least, the fabric of time cannot be manipulated by small household appliances- I mean, the refrigerator, maybe, but certainly not the microwave.
This bothers me, every time I look at the microwave oven.

3 comments:

  1. Christina McMullenMarch 17, 2014 at 8:14 PM

    I'm still not convinced microwaves aren't alien technology, so quick minutes could conceivably be different than earth minutes.

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  2. Bobby LeeMarch 18, 2014 at 1:13 AM

    Well, it is a a quick min, more or less.

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  3. Bobby LeeMarch 18, 2014 at 1:15 AM

    The button is the "quick" way to start a minute timer.

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