Look at me yesterday in the top 100 best sellers, in the Regional Travel Category! I really narrowly beat that Step By Step Guide to Moving to Hawaii. It was super close.
I can't believe it! *Number 68! Can I make a speech? I want to make a speech.
This is probably the worst etiquette possible. It's like that time in Sweden when I said, "I'm just better at speaking French than you are because Swedish is much closer to German, while my native language, English, has many cognates with French. So don't feel bad that I speak better French than you. It's all good."
Yeah. I'm sure that Hawaii book is awesome. And I did get beaten by that guide to the national parks, which I'll admit, I almost want to buy myself. And, like, 66 other books beat me, too.
* By this morning, it was number 27- which is the same number as my birthday. Fortuitous.
P.S. It is a very small category.
P.P.S. For awhile there, and still, I think, I was beating Sarah Vowell.
P.P.P.S. Sarah Vowell is such a great pen name. I'm changing my name to Katie Consonantt.