I Have Cleaned Since 1999 (I think?)

I have this pile of unopened mail on the table that I go through every week or two. It's stuff that seems fairly unimportant, probably junk mail, but I open it all just to make sure. As a rule, the oldest date in the pile is the day after the last time I cleaned. Today, however, I found this in the pile:

I did live in Pueblo in 1999. 

This is the kind of thing that makes me question the laws of physics, parallel universes, perhaps Cthulhu is real. If I have found the 1999 water report for Pueblo,  Colorado in my recent mail, anything is possible. 

4 comments:

  1. That was in the beer making book from the last time we made beer. It should go back in there for posterity.

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  2. No, you are mistaken. Clearly a magic time traveller was involved.

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  3. As long as there isn't any dust on the family Bible you're OK…

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  4. There might not be anything without dust here. Except the Beermaster's Bible. Does that count?

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