Yoko Ono, if memory serves, did a sort of art experiment (as she is known for) in which she told people what to do. I think that's pretty much it.
Since I aspire to be, in many ways, the opposite of Yoko Ono, I have a proposition: you tell me what to do, and I will do it. Make sure it is:
a. Doable within an hour.
painful for anyone involved,
c. Something I could conceivably blog about.
Please leave your instructions in the comments.