We have a turkey out with the sheep. It's a long story.
The guys from up on the hill stopped by today. They were wondering if we had a Jacob ram we could loan them.
"No," and we talked for awhile.
"I noticed you've got a turkey out there with them sheep. Is that a Bourban Red?"
"Yep."
"Why is he out there? You couldn't catch him, or...?"
"I just needed a place to put him."
A few hours later- Ding dong! Doorbell rings again. It's another neighbour farmer, asking if I want to come up to his place and get some hay for the sheep.
"I noticed you've got a turkey out there," he says while loading the hay into the truck, later.
"Yeah. They crush the eggs, sometimes, when you leave the males and females together, so I put him out with the sheep. Now he thinks he's a sheep."
"Oh. I thought maybe you couldn't catch him or something."
"No, I could. I mean, I can't now. I mean, I could, but- Yeah."
You'd think people had never seen a heritage turkey living with primitive horned sheep before. People seem to have turkeys on the brain today. I can't imagine why!
It's just...pure hell when I get turkey on the brain!! Every time, when it happens, and I'm making a killingly rational rebuttal to my opponent's lame argument it comes out "gobble-gobble". So humiliating!! It's like getting OLD, I swear!
ReplyDeleteI've had Turkey on the brain. No, nevermind, that was Lebanon.
ReplyDeleteYou guys crack me up.
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