This entry is entirely immature in nature, and therefore only intended for adult readers.
Those of you who know me well know that I speak a little Swedish. Once fluent, my vocabulary has now declined somewhat, but I still remember the first words I learned: the swear words.
Swearing is not such a big deal in Sweden. Like anywhere, it makes you sound cheap and stupid to curse, and yet it is strangely satisfying in a very juvenile way. But no one pays attention to you at all there. There don't seem to be any rules about it, unless I missed something. Here in the U.S., for instance, one cannot swear on the radio. We also don't see naked ladies at the quicky mart check-out- the tattas are covered in brown paper here, and you have to get them from behind the counter. Not so in Sweden. But I digress.
Fuck! = Fy fan! (Literally, you are invoking the devil. Pronounced "fee fawn".)
the fuck = fan (so, "What the fuck is that?" would be, "Vad fan är det för nåt?")
Fuck! = Gävlar (the devils, pronounced "yevlar")
Fuck you! = Dra åt helvete (pronounced, "draw oat hellvayta" - you're telling them to go to hell. Don't use this one!)
fucking = Gävla
shit! = skit (pronounced almost just the same as "shit", but with this sort of glutteral sound if you live in Dalarna, where I lived)
asshole = skitstövel (pronounced sort of like "shitstuvlar". That ö is always pronounced like the /u/ in fur. It's tricky. Literally, this means "shitboot", so instead of calling someone an "asshole," you call them a "shitboot")
Cock = kuk (I'm not clear how to say it.)
I don't know about the rest. I don't know of a word for "bitch," just "dog", "hund". Lastly, for the die hard South Park fans,
Not without my anus = Inte utan min analöpning (pronounced "eentay ootawn meen analupneeng").